We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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