I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
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I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
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We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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