He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
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