We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
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Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
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Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
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