She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I will die if light touches me.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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