It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
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He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
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I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Pooping to opera.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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