Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
