is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
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it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
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she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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