ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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