it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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