Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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