we should wear snuggies to the strip club
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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