***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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