So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
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I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
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Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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