Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Fuck appropriateness.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
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I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
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We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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