omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
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Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
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Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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