It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
The best revenge is premature balding
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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