Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
lol hangovers are for mortals.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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