batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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