barbara walters just said penis...
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
