About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I wish there were birth control emojis
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
is that a dick in a sweater?
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Randomize
