smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
