Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
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I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
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You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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