Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
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I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
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He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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