But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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