Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
