so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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