Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
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I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
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You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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