the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
she peed on how many people?
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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