D3 body, D1 cock
If that was your dad, he is hot
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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