Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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