One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
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We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
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everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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