how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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