you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
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