their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
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