Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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