I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
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ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
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You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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