im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
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Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
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Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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