Three words: puerto rican gang bang
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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