therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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