After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
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dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
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So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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