have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
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