Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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