He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
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im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
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My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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