that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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