Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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