OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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