Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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