I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
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Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
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Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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