it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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