New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
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I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
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After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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