Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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