Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
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Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
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She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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