I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
